WEIGHING IN ON THE CRAZY SCALE
So what color of crazy are you?
Really? Don’t think so?
Well, one thing fur sur is that we are all rainbow colored crazy to
some degree.
In my opinion, there is not a more accurate scale than me (and my
girlfriends who agree with me of course).
Now some of us may be a few shades darker, don’t get me wrong
but you fit into the color spectrum chart somewhere, trust me.
Learning to live and work with everyone’s level
of Coocoomonga can be a difficult thing. For one, you might not
notice the little quirks until they are driving you absolutely insane.
All the married folks, raise your hands.
You know what I’m talking about.
These are the little things that co-workers do that can drive you
batty.
Such as, squeezing in a funny little story about their kids (no matter
what the conversation is about)
Having their heads constantly up the boss’s butt
Leaving there left over’s in the lunch room for them to rot and never
bothering to throw them away.
Playing obnoxious music on their stationary Ipod
Gossiping
Constantly talking on their cell phone right next to you
Laughing a little too loudly at the boss’s jokes
Making inappropriate jokes or remarks
Butting into your conversation
Taking the credit for your work
Wearing hideous perfume
Cracking their gum
Spraying Lysol in your face whenever you start to cough….
Anyone have anymore? I know that there are a villion more. I would
love to post them.
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I will admit that these little things get under your skin but
unfortunately you cannot divorce your co-workers.
You must live with them day in and day out and wonder how their
spouses live on.
Imagine what they think of you and all of your shades of nutness?
I am sure that there is a drawer full of complaints with your name on
it. You just don’t know it and probably never will.
Try not to stab anyone throughout the day. Clicks are not a bad
thing (after high school).
It clusters the crazy into groups so that the disease doesn’t spread.
Stick with the people you can stomach and in turn can stomach you.
Watch out for those after work or corporate holiday parties!!!!
You can never take back the drunken words that drool easily out of
your mouth the next day.
And trust me, they will remember every syllable.
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